阿姆 Guilty Conscience - EMINEM

康佛神

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Meet Eddie, twenty-three years old.
Fed up with life and the way things are going,
he decides to rob a liquor store.
("I can't take this no more, I can't take it no more homes")
But on his way in, he has a sudden change of heart.
And suddenly, his conscience comes into play...
Alright, stop!  (Huh?)
Now before you walk in the door of this liquor store
and try to get money out the drawer
You better think of the consequence  (But who are you?)
I'm your mother***in conscience
That's nonsense!
Go in and gaffle the money and run to one of your aunt's cribs
And borrow a damn dress, and one of her blonde wigs
Tell her you need a place to stay
You'll be safe for days if you shave your legs with an aged razor blade
Yeah but if it all goes through like it's supposed to
The whole neighborhood knows you and they'll expose you
Think about it before you walk in the door first
Look at the store clerk, she's older than George Burns
*** that!  Do that shit!  Shoot that bitch!
Can you afford to blow this shit?  Are you that rich?
Why you give a *** if she dies?  Are you that bitch?
Do you really think she gives a *** if you have kids?
Man, don't do it, it's not worth it to risk it!  (You're right!)
Not over this shit  (Stop!) Drop the biscuit  (I will!)
Don't even listen to Slim yo, he's bad for you
(You know what Dre?  I don't like your attitude..)
("It's alright c'mon, just come in here for a minute")
("Look baby..")
("Yo, it's gonna be alright, right?")
Meet Stan, twenty-one years old.  ("Give me a kiss!")
After meeting a young girl at a rave party,
things start getting hot and heavy in an upstairs bedroom.
Once again, his conscience comes into play...  ("Shit!")
Now listen to me, while you're kissin her cheek
and smearin her lipstick, I slipped this in her drink
Now all you gotta do is nibble on this little bitch's earlobe..
(Yo!  This girl's only fifteen years old
You shouldn't take advantage of her, that's not fair)
Yo, look at her bush.. does it got hair?  (Uh huh!)
*** this bitch right here on the spot bare
Til she passes out and she forgot how she got there
(Man, ain't you ever seen that one movie _Kids_?)
No, but I seen the porno with SunDoobiest!
(Shit, you wanna get hauled off to jail?)
Man *** that, hit that shit raw dawg and bail..
Meet Grady, a twenty-nine year old construction worker.
After coming home from a hard day's work,
he walks in the door of his trailer park home
to find his wife in bed with another man.
("WHAT THE ***?!?!")
Alright calm down, relax, start breathin..
*** that shit, you just caught this bitch cheatin
While you at work she's with some dude tryin to get off?!
*** slittin her throat, CUT THIS BITCH'S HEAD OFF!!!
Wait!  What if there's an explanation for this shit?
(What?  She tripped?  Fell?  Landed on his dick?!)
Alright Shady, maybe he's right Grady
But think about the baby before you get all crazy
Okay!  Thought about it, still wanna stab her?
Grab her by the throat, get your daughter and kidnap her?
That's what I did, be smart, don't be a retard
You gonna take advice from somebody who slapped DEE BARNES??!
What'chu say?  (What's wrong?   Didn't think I'd remember?)
I'ma kill you mother***er!
Uhhh-aahh!  Temper temper!
Mr. Dre?  Mr. N.W.A.?
Mr. AK comin' straight outta Compton y'all better make way?
How in the *** you gonna tell this man not to be violent?
Cause he don't need to go the same route that I went
Been there, done that.. aw *** it...
What am I sayin?  Shoot em both Grady, where's your gun at?

奥火

……………………我无语，太好笑了

FoShizzo

这首歌原版本来就很有意思了. 我更喜欢你唱得,真的!!! 支持兄弟!

tmposdk313

很搞笑！！！！支持中

yyrock_0417

搞笑搞笑，黑白通吃啊，厉害

david5184

实在不知道嘴巴怎么动那么快。。

gaoyabala

说真的，我觉得你这版和这伴奏咋那么合那？简直比原版感觉还和，总体风格相当像阿姆的新专辑，莫非你也向说唱艺术家升了级了，2pac那个你们先搞着，有进展给我听听。。。。。

ColbyDonis

O(∩_∩)O哈哈~  软趴趴的·····笑死我了。

Liquid_Energy

哈哈哈，lz绝对算的上仙来神仙了。

四喜

|||啥时候能给我个一楼坐坐。
大神这出歌速度太快了。
这全念的，服了。
关看词就晕了。。。
膜拜个。你是越录越FS了。啊哈哈~