She said, "It's just a woman thing,"And
pulled out of the driveI said not to
worryI'm and understanding guyI heard
that when you love someoneYou gotta let them
goShe hollered, "When I find myselfYou'll
be the first to know."Ooo-hooo no
newsI've learned to do the
laundryFeed the cat and clean the houseI
promised to be patientWhile she worked her
problems outWhen she packed her bagsHer
destination was unclearBut I sensed that her
intentionsWere honest and sincereOoo-hooo
no news(Chorus)She could telephone,
tell a friendTell a lie about where she's
beenSend a pigeon, send a faxWrite it on
a postal packSend a signal up in smokeTap
it out in morse codeI'd prefer a bad
excuseTo no newsHer momma's
been a little vaugeAs to her
whereaboutsHer sister says, "I'm
certainYour romance is headed south."I
don't have a single doubtThat she's still in
loveMy level of anxietyIs just a product
ofOoo-hooo no news(Repeat
chorus)She missed her bus, missed her
planeSurely, this can be explainedLost
her car at the mallGot lost in a bathroom
stallJoined a cult, joined the KlanOn the
road with Pearl JamBuried with the Grateful
DeadCame back as a parrot headGot
derailed, got de-icedOffered as a
sacraficeFBI, CIA, if they've seen
herThey ain't sayingNo news! Still no
news! |