See I really couldn’t sing
I could never really sing
What I couldn’t do was…
…Sing!
I have trouble with a…
..Note.
It goes all around my…
..Throat.
It’s a terrifying…
…Thing.
See, I really couldn’t hear
Which not was lower or was…
…Higher
If someone says, “Let’s start a…
…Choir
Hey, when I begin to…
…Squeak.
It’s a cross between a…
…Shreik.
And a quiver or a…
..Moan.
It’s a little like a…
…Croak.
Or the record player…
…Broke.
What its doesn’t have is…
…Tone.
Oh I know you’re thinking
What a crazy…
…Dingaling.
But I really couldn’t…
…Sing.
I could never really…
…Sing.
What I couldn’t do was…
…Sing!
Three blind mice.
Three blind mice.
[Spoken]
It isn’t intentional…
He’s doing his best,
Jingle bells, jingle bells…
Jingle bells, jingle bells…
[Spoken]
It really blows my mind
he gets depressed
But what I lack in pitch I sure
Make up in…
…Power.
And all my friends say I am
Perfect for the
Shower.
Still,
I’m terrific at a…
…Dance.
Guys are comin’ in their…
…Pants.
I’m a birdie on the…
…Wing
But when I begin to…
…Chirp.
They say, “who’s the little…
…Twerp
…Goin’ ‘pong’ instead of…
…Ping.
And when Christmas comes and
All my friends go…
Caroling,
It is so dishearten…
…-Ning.
It is so disquiet…
…-Ting.
It is so discourag…
…-Ging
Darling, please stop answer…
..-Ring!
See, I really couldn’t…
…Sing.
I could never really…
…Sing.
What I couldn’t do was…
Do, re, mi, fa, sol, la, ti, do
Do, ti, la, sol, fa, mi, re, do
La
La…
La
La…
Sing, sing
Sing a sing a sing sing
Sing, sing
Sing, Sing
…Sing.
Sing! |